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> The title of "worst" competitive swimmer usually refers to Eric Moussambani from Equatorial Guinea. > He gained worldwide fame at the 2000 Sydney Olympics for recording the slowest time in Olympic history for the 100-meter freestyle (1 minute and 52.72 seconds). > To put it into perspective, it is more than double the time of an elite Olympic swimmer. The men's 100m freestyle world record sits around 46.4 seconds.

The title of "worst" competitive swimmer usually refers to Eric Moussambani from Equatorial Guinea.

He gained worldwide fame at the 2000 Sydney Olympics for recording the slowest time in Olympic history for the 100-meter freestyle (1 minute and 52.72 seconds).

To put it into perspective, it is more than double the time of an elite Olympic swimmer. The men's 100m freestyle world record sits around 46.4 seconds.

Niggers
Jeets
Sandniggers
[–] • 3 pts

Factors for consideration:

Niggers can't swim, everyone knows this.

Pakis/jeets can swim, but can they really swim if they didn't have all of that garbage to float on?

Sand niggers.....I have never heard of or seen one anywhere near a pool, they don't have much feesh water at all to be able to swim, though I do know some of them go to beaches in their own countries. If their women don't drown, they must be excellent swimmers to be able to swim with the weight of a wet burqa weighing them down.

[–] • 2 pts

Dammit, I can't find that video from about 10 years ago with all those jeets standing ankle deep in the pool wearing their undershirts and shorts, yelling "ITS A POOL PARTY" Found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttgg1OaOuQA

[–] • 2 pts
  1. This is how they do laundry
  2. That lady is clearly saying "poo party" and she is not wrong.
[–] • 1 pt

If you mix the water with enough filth then jeets are like fish in water.

[–] • 1 pt

In my anecdotal experience, niggies can't swim, but henerally also don't try to.

Rajs try to swim, it goes badly and then they blame white people.

Hajis are terrible at any athletic endeavor, but not to the point of being fully incapable to the point of drowing.

[–] • 1 pt

He even lost to the women on this one. Apparently he only won because the two other competitors didn't qualify due to false starts.

[–] • 1 pt

Sand kind of behaves like water when it's dry, so sandniggers must have at least some rudimentary skills. Nogs flail about until they wear out and sink to the bottom - except the mega fat ones. They wade out in the water until the bouyant force forcefully rotates them upside down. Their fat folds then invert further shifting their new center of gravity lower under water. Their last views are of their friends in similar predicaments, so everything looks normally oriented to them. The fish on the other hand are fully revolted and swim away as fast as possible.

@Anticlutch Bonus points earned for forcefully forcing force and forcefully together. May the force be with you.

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Jeets can swim, but not well and they don't understand that not all bodies of water are safe to swim in, so they happily jump into waterfall bases or surf where strong rip currents are present and drown.

Years ago, there was a whole family of jeets who drowned themselves in a waterfall. One jumped in, slipped on the rocks and got sucked in by the strong current, then one after another they jumped in to "save" the previous one like fucking lemmings. They are physically able to swim, but so fucking stupid that they often just get themselves drowned. This works similarly with electricity too.