I can haz minimal Debian installs, I even ran one without a GUI for like a month once. I have written literally tens of lines in shitty bash scripts. I set up three of four cron jobs, but if you need that I'll have to google it cuz I can't remember shit. But I can do it. I have edited at least 100 plain text files in vim, and well over 10 *.conf files. I know how to `sed 's/old/new/g`, but I don't know what the g does, but I can google the fuck outta that shit. My ryping accuracy is well over 50%. Did I mention I'm an old white guy? I can sit on the couch with my lappy and make the TV across the room bark. No wires between them. I can throw a Windows laptop at least 30 feet and hit it with a shotgun, rifle or pistol even further. There is no cheetoz crust on my keyboard. None. Just a sampling of my extensive and varied skills. Please to consider me if an opportunity opens up.