PMYB2, are you hiring any tech goys? | Poal: Say what you want.

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I can haz minimal Debian installs, I even ran one without a GUI for like a month once.

I have written literally tens of lines in shitty bash scripts.

I set up three of four cron jobs, but if you need that I'll have to google it cuz I can't remember shit. But I can do it.

I have edited at least 100 plain text files in vim, and well over 10 *.conf files.

I know how to sed 's/old/new/g, but I don't know what the g does, but I can google the fuck outta that shit.

My ryping accuracy is well over 50%.

Did I mention I'm an old white guy?

I can sit on the couch with my lappy and make the TV across the room bark. No wires between them.

I can throw a Windows laptop at least 30 feet and hit it with a shotgun, rifle or pistol even further.

There is no cheetoz crust on my keyboard. None.

Just a sampling of my extensive and varied skills.

Please to consider me if an opportunity opens up.

I can haz minimal Debian installs, I even ran one without a GUI for like a month once. I have written literally tens of lines in shitty bash scripts. I set up three of four cron jobs, but if you need that I'll have to google it cuz I can't remember shit. But I can do it. I have edited at least 100 plain text files in vim, and well over 10 *.conf files. I know how to `sed 's/old/new/g`, but I don't know what the g does, but I can google the fuck outta that shit. My ryping accuracy is well over 50%. Did I mention I'm an old white guy? I can sit on the couch with my lappy and make the TV across the room bark. No wires between them. I can throw a Windows laptop at least 30 feet and hit it with a shotgun, rifle or pistol even further. There is no cheetoz crust on my keyboard. None. Just a sampling of my extensive and varied skills. Please to consider me if an opportunity opens up.

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I'll throw my hat into the ring. My qualifications are that I used a computer to type up this post, and only had one speling error.

Hire me now, thanks.

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Upon consideration of your frankly impressive list of tech qualifications, we here at Poal.co™ Will consider your request should a position on our staff open up.

However you will be forced at that point to exclusively use OS X and safari for all official Poal.co operations. Still interested?

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Mac OS is for faggots

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TYL

Mac OS (1-9) < Mac OS X < macOS

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Mac OS (1-9) < Mac OS X < macOS

<a texas instruments graphics calculator.

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Are you sure he isn't over qualified?

I have edited at least 100 plain text files in vim, and well over 10 *.conf files.

That's some Mr. Robot shit right there.

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I think you are right probably over qualified for the job.

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Boo! I'll take poal off my list of future job prospects!

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Okay fine you can use Windows 98

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why not XP? (or ME LOL)

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[–] [deleted] • -1 pt

hmm, I'd have to think about it with that caveat. You'd definitely have to gift me the Mac though, I know that much right now.

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For a small one time investment of 10k I will gladly include in your employment package.

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[–] [deleted] • -1 pt

If I give you 10k you're going to have to make some major changes around here. First up, nix the voting system. I'll make a list.

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No cheetoz crumbs, that is a fail right there, I bet you don't even have any Jolt cola in the fridge either.

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Dude the /g means good. Like hey sed command do a good job and replace ALL the instances. If you don't put g it will do a bad job and only replace one. IIRC. Not gonna google the fuck outta that shit! Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

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I am loving poal more than when I looked at it many moons ago, but seriously, you need like 2 tech guys to deal with bugs, and an entire UI/UX design firm to unfuck this Fisher Price-looking CSS.....