Now that Chuck Norris retired from life, who's the strongest man in the world?

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Chuck Norris.

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Only one of his legs died. He can still roundhouse you with the other.

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At least he would if the rest of us weren't dead already.

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Ernest Khalimov

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I am.

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I am

Congratulations, strong Slav!

You will have the most honorable position underneath the Ottoman yoke

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The LGBT poet is back! How did it go?

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The LGBT poet is back!

LGBT poet

Kind of redundant, like calling a Slav retarded

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ShootEm would beat you. Chuck knew you don't bring a knife to a gun fight. You bring Chuck Norris and hope he lets you go.

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PeeWee Herman

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PeeWee Herman

That (((faggot))) is dead too.

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The Ghost of Chuck Norris will fuck you up man.