Patience is a virtue.
Listen up, Nigger;
One day, all people will remember of you will be the poem I eulogize you with after you die.
Gibs me your story, and it will be an epic poem in the style of Beowulf.
Fuck around, and you will get a lazy haiku about how mediocre the goulash is in Hong Kong...
The choice is yours...
lol I wish I could do that sharing a beer with you.
lol I wish I could do that sharing a beer with you.
I'm almost positive we would start off liking each other, but then you would have some weird European ritual about how to properly toast beer and I wouldn't give a shit and then we would get into a fight about America and Monarchy and you would move one of my political posts into a meme sub out of spite and we would be back at square one.
Start with a Haiku right now, give him a taste of what is in store.