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No fair!

No fair!
[–] 1 pt

That's so sweet of you. Speaking as a fellow paraplegic, thank you so much and we'd love to have you in our community. You'll hardly notice the weekly donation and if you can still walk, we'll break your spine for you.

[–] 2 pts

Speaking as a fellow paraplegic, thank you so much and we'd love to have you in our community.

Thank you for the invite. I have to decline joining the community as I am already dedicated to the Paranormal Paraplegic Paralegal Party of Peoria. I am their stenographer.

[–] 1 pt

I have this mental image of you now keeping notes with your toes.

[–] 1 pt

I have this mental image of you now keeping notes with your toes.

With the group being paranormal in nature, notes are taken by psychokinetic auto-writing via remote viewing, which is a good thing as Morbo does not live in Peoria.

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That took me a second but yeah, you win.

Edit: For now. You win for now.