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A variation on the word "Ananas" is used for the fruit in most languages.

Except English because fuck you, that's why.

P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E

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The Origin of "Pineapple"

Visual Resemblance: When European explorers first saw the fruit in the late 15th century, they thought its rough, segmented exterior resembled a pinecone.

A "Pine" + "Apple": At that time, the word "pineapple" was actually the standard English term for a pinecone. Additionally, "apple" was used as a generic word for any unfamiliar or foreign fruit (e.g., "apple of paradise" for banana). Linguistic Shift: By the mid-17th century, English speakers had transitioned the name to the tropical fruit. To avoid confusion, they eventually introduced the new term "pinecone" to describe the seed-bearing organ of conifer trees.

The Origin of "Ananas"

Indigenous Roots: The word comes from the Tupi-Guarani languages of South America.

Meaning: The original term naná or ananá translates roughly to "excellent fruit" or "fragrant fruit".

Global Adoption: While English adopted the descriptive "pineapple," most other European and Asian languages (such as French, German, Hindi, and Russian) adopted the indigenous name.

Scientific Naming

When Swedish botanist Carl Linnaeus classified the plant in the 18th century, he used the more globally recognized indigenous name for the genus, Ananas. The primary edible species is Ananas comosus, where comosus is Latin for "tufted," referring to the leafy crown on top.

Ananas is a plant genus in the bromeliad family (Bromeliaceae), native to South and Central America. It is most famous for containing the species Ananas comosus, the commercially grown pineapple.

Key Biological Features

Plant Type: Terrestrial, herbaceous perennials that typically form a dense rosette of stiff, spiky, strap-like leaves.

Fruit Structure: The pineapple is a syncarp, a multiple fruit formed by the fusion of many individual flowers around a central stalk.

Enzymes: Plants in this genus naturally contain bromelain, a proteolytic enzyme used in medicine for its anti-inflammatory properties and in food as a meat tenderizer.

Classification & Species

The genus typically includes about 2 to 7 species depending on the taxonomic source. Notable species and varieties include:

Ananas comosus: The primary edible pineapple. Ananas macrodontes: A wild relative noted for its large, thorny leaves. Ananas comosus var. variegatus: A popular ornamental variety featuring striped, creamy white and green leaves. Ananas comosus var. bracteatus: Known as the Red Pineapple, often grown for its decorative, brightly colored fruit.

Cultivation & Growth

Environment: They thrive in warm (68–86°F), humid tropical conditions and prefer well-drained, slightly acidic soil.

Propagation: New plants are commonly grown from the leafy crown of the fruit, as well as from "slips" or "suckers" produced along the stem.

Economic Impact: After bananas and citrus, pineapples are the third most produced tropical fruit globally.

The term "pineapple" is an English descriptive name based on the fruit's appearance, while "ananas" is derived from the plant's original indigenous name.

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Your explanation is more accurate and factually correct, but I prefer mine because I'm a stubborn cuss.

Besides, we're close enough to the Christmas holiday that I've chosen not to word any more this year.

Merry Christmas.

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I like pepperoni and pineapple sometimes. I tend to view pizza as a modular culinary experience to be modified as desired. The question, to me, is none different from the likes of 'does sugar belong in tea?' Well, yes, if you like it that way.

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Throw in some jalapeños, and meet my Friday lunch pie every payday 40 years ago. Fond memories of pepperoni, jalapeño and pineapple pies washed down with a pitcher of beer - and then return to work to run a printing press. Yes, young and dumb. Still have all my fingers though.

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I couldn't tell you if it "belongs" but salty and sweet combination has already been done and it's good (pineapple and ham)

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Fucking hell no. Only gay communist kikes promote that filth.

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Yes. Jalapeno & pineapple, for example.

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Try pineapple and green olives.

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Never would have thought of that.

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I tried to come up with a combination that would guarantee I could get a pizza that nobody but me would eat. It backfired.

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Hey I said that above. I always put banana peppers too. Those two create a whole new flavor.

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Halapeno (spelled like an American) tastes like vomit. At least pineapples are sweet.

Halapeno doesn't belong anywhere.

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Jabenero

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Habenero.

Fuck that mud spelling.

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That's what I think of zuchinni.

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Agreed. Zucchini doesn't belong anywhere either.

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As an Italian, it is an ABOMINATION!, that said I like a good Hawaiian pizza on a summer afternoon. I just have to eat it in secret.

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Yeah but "Italian" pizza is too pretentious. Barely any sauce, random slices of fresh mozz and a sprig of basil here or there. They would probably have a heart attack just looking at a Chicago deep dish.

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We would add eggs and call it a frittata.

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Sounds better. I'm not saying I don't like it, I just prefer American style. Where one slice is equal to a full day's caloric intake.

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Only on St. Tib's Day.

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Sure, if that's the flavor profile that appeals to you. I enjoy some sweetness on pizza. It ties everything together. Balsamic vinegar is a good option too.

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Capital P?

PIDF confirmed.

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I love Hawaiian pizza. My go to order is half sausage and mushroom, half Hawaiian.

I get why some people might not care for it and are more traditional. Cool, you don't have to eat it.

But it's pretty darn annoying when someone else gets opiniony on others' food.

"You can't put ketchup on a hotdog!" "Hard shell tacos are fake and gross!" "Well done scambled eggs are ruined!" (etc & so forth)

MFer, I wasn't asking you to eat it.

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