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They never leave a message but when I do answer they immediate start talking about health insurance and god damn this one chick was good. She went on for a straight 30 seconds talking without a pause until she bored me and I hung up.

They never leave a message but when I do answer they immediate start talking about health insurance and god damn this one chick was good. She went on for a straight 30 seconds talking without a pause until she bored me and I hung up.
[–] • 2 pts

Probably, but I have calls whitelisted and no voicemail. They can call all they like, it just rings and then they hang up.

[–] • 2 pts

They are getting around that by spoofing. I got one earlier from some marketing people coming from a Verizon number and it was poonjab.

[–] • 1 pt

There are 3 numbers whitelisted in my call book. My parents, a good friend, and a trusted co-worker that can call if something is wrong.

I supposed they could spoof one of those, but it would be quite the lucky chance on their part.

[–] • 2 pts

That and others. Sometimes I answer and just say "Bhen Chod" which usually results in them hanging up right away.

[–] • 3 pts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindustani_profanity

I never thought about using hindi profanity and racist slurs. Street shitter and pajeet usually get the job done but thanks. I'll answer the next one. :)

[–] • 2 pts

Another good one I saw the other day is when you get random texts or messages on something like Telegram or whatever. They will have a picture of a white person with a white name like Samantha Jone. Reply to them with "Your name is Samantha Jones in much the same way that my name is Maninder Patel" and then they just delete the account they contacted you with.

[–] • 1 pt

I answer the phone and just waste as much of their time as possible. Let them go through their whole script, ask a question about something in it, then ask them to repeat the whole thing since the call cut out in middle. Kept one guy on the phone for like 10 minutes before he started cursing at me for wasting his time.

[–] • 1 pt

six or seven

I saw what you did there.