Give 'em to me please.
Go the the Shawnee National Forest they said. Hike the Buttermilk trail they said...
I've always reacted badly to chiggers but Lord I'm coated with the damn things now - probably 70 bites. Itch like the dickens - phuck my luck. I want to crawl into - and become one with - a den of angry, epileptic porcupines.
Nothing I've tried in the past has worked to relieve the subject itch, but I'll try anything now. So go ahead - tell me what works for you - I beseech thee...
Give 'em to me please.
Go the the Shawnee National Forest they said. Hike the Buttermilk trail they said...
I've always reacted badly to chiggers but Lord I'm coated with the damn things now - probably 70 bites. Itch like the dickens - phuck my luck. I want to crawl into - and become one with - a den of angry, epileptic porcupines.
Nothing I've tried in the past has worked to relieve the subject itch, but I'll try anything now. So go ahead - tell me what works for you - I beseech thee...
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