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I personally think we lefties are the only ones in our right mind.

I personally think we lefties are the only ones in our right mind.

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[–] • 8 pts

only ones in our right mind.

If the pun is not intended, I'll sue.

[–] • 6 pts

Left handed people use their right brain more than right handed people. Your a bigot for not knowing that.

[–] • 6 pts

I forgot you're a minority, my apologies.

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Right handed people live longer on average. Some disorders such as stuttering and dyslexia are more common among the left handed. Right handedness in etymology is generally linked to positive words (dexterous, adroit), left handedness is generally linked to negative words (sinister, gauche).

On the other hand, south paws are considered to be tricky fighters. Most people are right handed. So if you're left handed you'll be used to the more common right handed fighting style, while they'll be thrown off on the less common occasions when they encounter a left handed fighter.

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Interesting

I was gonna say that being right handed is better since it is more common and when it comes to equitment, there will always be more selection for right handed people unless the item in question is low on stock and the left handed equitment has not sold.

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This was actually what I had in mind when I created the question, I have had to learn to use right handed scissors and thats what inspired the question.

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buy some left handed ones, worth their weight in gold for your hand.

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I thought the reason for left handedness being less common might have something to do with the left arm being on the same side as the heart (could using your right arm save just a little bit of strain on your heart?). My dad (left handed) speculated that fatalities caused by left handed people using tools and machinery designed for the right handed might be the cause of the lower life span.

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and when it comes to equitment

I'm capable of using both my right and my left when handling my equipment...

[–] • 3 pts

Damn you have done your homework.

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I hold up my right hand and make a fist while my left hand that was limp is now about to knock their ass out one punch, really fast and I aim for the center of there skull as the stopping point so their is no lack of impact at the end but still hard deceleration.

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Which hand do you scratch your nuts with? Ambidextrous scratchers are the superior men.

[–] • 2 pts

Both. but left handed scratches are more satisfying.

[–] • 4 pts

Being left-handed is better in fighting and for pitching baseballs. Right-handers have a much easier time with power tools due to standardization, and can write without fear of smudging.

Ambidextrous is best, however.

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

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Apparently I needed a good laugh from a bad joke, I laughed way to hard at that, thanks.

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Somehow I still manage to smudge. It depends on your ink and how fast you write. Once you go down a line we all find ourselves in that boat.

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SouthPaws FTW!

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Which hand do you use to masteurbate and which hand do you use to finger your butthole while you masteurbate?

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Uh dude nofap.

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I'm right handed but shoot left handed, what does that make me?

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In your right and left brain?

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Practice and become double handed, makes a smart boi. Lefty Losey, righty tighty

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Gentlemen, gentlemen! I think we should try to answer this question in the most scientific and reasonable way possible. We should fight a left-handed dog against a right-handed dog to the death, to see which one is superior. Placing wagers as we see fit.

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This is clearly the solution.

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left handed, it makes you think when you do things that have right handed based tools. I actually had to search for a left handed can opener. Baseball sucks when the school only had right handed gloves. Catch take off glove and drop it and move ball into left hand to throw. I can use the mouse with the left and right hand equally, I can eat with my right hand but not write, I can do work where after a bit of practice I can do it the right handed methods.

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Since the advent of toilet paper handedness has lost its significance in the enlightened world.

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Except that all you right handed people are in your left brain.

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