Test all wooden spoons, spatulas and tongs by smacking my wife's ass to make sure they still work
Test all wooden spoons, spatulas and tongs by smacking my wife's ass to make sure they still work
Open chip/candy bags upside down so the peg hook hole doesn't have chance to screw up the symmetry of opening the bag.
Open chip/candy bags upside down so the peg hook hole doesn't have chance to screw up the symmetry of opening the bag.
Probably going to start doing this
Probably going to start doing this
Post here and on X.
Post here and on X.
I visit this site and occasionally leave a comment.
I visit this site and occasionally leave a comment.
I have a habit of calling anyone that uses the word anyways a faggot.
ANYWAY. Op's a faggot.
I have a habit of calling anyone that uses the word anyways a faggot.
ANYWAY. Op's a faggot.
"Literally" is another word worthy of being called a faggot for, especially when what they are talking about is not literal.
"Literally" is another word worthy of being called a faggot for, especially when what they are talking about is not literal.
OP always is.
OP always is.
Continue living.
Continue living.
I too continue existence solely out of spite.
I too continue existence solely out of spite.
That’s the right and classic way For me it’s tying my shoes twice. It’s my OCD
That’s the right and classic way
For me it’s tying my shoes twice. It’s my OCD
Do you utilize the square knot when tying your shoes? I switched to it about 8 years ago. I've never had a lace pull out since.
Do you utilize the square knot when tying your shoes? I switched to it about 8 years ago. I've never had a lace pull out since.
Do you lace them the exact same way every time? I do.
Do you lace them the exact same way every time? I do.
Your mom
[sry, had to]
Your mom
[sry, had to]
I'm coming up to 50, and I still treat stuffed animals with respect like I would a real pet. If I see one on any bed, anywhere, I lay it's head on the pillow and tuck it in under the blanket.
I'm coming up to 50, and I still treat stuffed animals with respect like I would a real pet. If I see one on any bed, anywhere, I lay it's head on the pillow and tuck it in under the blanket.
There's nothing silly about writing poetry everyday.
There's nothing silly about writing poetry everyday.
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