We've found a way to extend your lifespan to approximately 1000 years by creating a sturdier, cloned version of yourself. It will be like you in every way and will quickly pick up your responsibilities, goals, and ambitions. Unfortunately, you will be killed in the cloning process. | Poal: Say what you want.

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We've found a way to extend your lifespan to approximately 1000 years by creating a sturdier, cloned version of yourself. It will be like you in every way and will quickly pick up your responsibilities, goals, and ambitions. Unfortunately, you will be killed in the cloning process.

Clone me.

No thanks I don't want to die.

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[–] • 1 pt

GODAMMIT!

Now you tell me.

Oh well.

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[–] • 1 pt

You can change your vote if this changes your mind.

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Well, I'm just kind of disqualified. Maybe not quite yet, I guess I could still live fast and leave a relatively beautiful corpse... but it IS too late for me to die young at this point, probably.

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