Well, I can assure you that my lovely wife is not gay.
I have liked one or two of yours and I am about as straight as you can get.
I am doing my best not to make a Barack Obama/Big Mike joke, but you are really testing me,
Regardless, love you guys.
Best,
-Theo
We love you too man. Going to try to reach out soon.
You do you, You know where my limits are. Make fun of me as much as you want but my wife is off limits.
Yes, I know that makes me "special" or something. I am sure you get it though.
I hope you are doing well. =)
[edit] Also, Not black. That joke would fall flat.