Well, I can assure you that my lovely wife is not gay. I have liked one or two of yours and I am about as straight as you can get.
Take the compliment friend. =)
I am about as straight as you can get.
Theo dreams about @picmanevery night. That’s where he gets his inspiration from.You certainly don’t want to be as straight as you think he is.
I am not even sure how to respond to this.
@aouare you attracted to me for some reason?
I assume you are a man but I am also married so it would not matter if you were a woman.
This is very concerning. @stupidbirdI think I need some intel here. How many internet points will it cost me for some recon and a bit of security?
@Boonethat one needs rehabilitation. Prepare the arena.
I'm afraid we don't provide intelligence to the monitored.
As far as security, we're birds. What do you want from us, sit there and screech at them until they give us sunflower seeds?
Well, I can assure you that my lovely wife is not gay.
I have liked one or two of yours and I am about as straight as you can get.
I am doing my best not to make a Barack Obama/Big Mike joke, but you are really testing me,
Regardless, love you guys.
Best,
-Theo
We love you too man. Going to try to reach out soon.
You do you, You know where my limits are. Make fun of me as much as you want but my wife is off limits.
Yes, I know that makes me "special" or something. I am sure you get it though.
I hope you are doing well. =)
[edit] Also, Not black. That joke would fall flat.
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