It was a big meme story in Philly for awhile, Bro would actually drive around Delaware Ave. with his pants down, stopping at lights and dangling a slice of Swiss over his nether-regions, asking women if they wanted to partake.
The girls I knew only talked about it after he got caught.
For them, it was kind of like reporting you had been abducted by aliens; You can't report a man dangling Swiss over his dick to the police without them not taking you seriously
It was a big meme story in Philly for awhile, Bro would actually drive around Delaware Ave. with his pants down, stopping at lights and dangling a slice of Swiss over his nether-regions, asking women if they wanted to partake.
The girls I knew only talked about it after he got caught.
For them, it was kind of like reporting you had been abducted by aliens; You can't report a man dangling Swiss over his dick to the police without them not taking you seriously
so if I said "Swiss Cheese!" to a rando female, it's rape?
so if I said "Swiss Cheese!" to a rando female, it's rape?
Look at the dude (media.philly.com)
[Look at the dude](https://media.philly.com/images/20140111-Swiss-Cheese-Pervert-Mayfair.jpg)
jesus what a tub of lard
jesus what a tub of lard