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By 'on the hook' I mean we are e-mailing.

but what is the funniest, believable lie I could get her to print?

By 'on the hook' I mean we are e-mailing. but what is the funniest, believable lie I could get her to print?

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[–] 3 pts 5mo

Tell her alcoholism makes the glp-1 vomiting and fulminant diarrhea almost unnoticable; at least until your girlfriend kicks you out.

[–] 1 pt 5mo

But then when you got thinner, you found a new GF who is a fecalpheliac and now it's better than ever.

[–] 0 pt 5mo

Only you jew phapping phelps.

[–] 0 pt 5mo

Did you miss the premise of the thread?

[–] 1 pt 5mo

Change girlfriend to boyfriend and it may be believable.

[–] 1 pt 5mo

The fag are amung us but are not of us.