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By 'on the hook' I mean we are e-mailing.

but what is the funniest, believable lie I could get her to print?

By 'on the hook' I mean we are e-mailing. but what is the funniest, believable lie I could get her to print?
[–] • 3 pts

Tell her alcoholism makes the glp-1 vomiting and fulminant diarrhea almost unnoticable; at least until your girlfriend kicks you out.

[–] • 1 pt

But then when you got thinner, you found a new GF who is a fecalpheliac and now it's better than ever.

[–] • 0 pt

Change girlfriend to boyfriend and it may be believable.

[–] • 2 pts

Complete drop in sexual inhibitions You just can’t get enough black cock And you identify as a heterosexual racist.

[–] • 2 pts

What are you playing with here? GLP-1 allows you to double your usual alcohol intake without impairing your ability to write poetry?

[–] • 0 pt

The alcohol story probably won't fly, you can't really get drunk on it, you have to be 10 shots in to feel it, then it goes from nothing to holy fk. You get all the downsides with none of the pleasantries. Have a few shots , never got drunk but you have the hangover from hell.