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By 'on the hook' I mean we are e-mailing.

but what is the funniest, believable lie I could get her to print?

By 'on the hook' I mean we are e-mailing. but what is the funniest, believable lie I could get her to print?

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[–] • 3 pts

Tell her alcoholism makes the glp-1 vomiting and fulminant diarrhea almost unnoticable; at least until your girlfriend kicks you out.

[–] • 1 pt

But then when you got thinner, you found a new GF who is a fecalpheliac and now it's better than ever.

[–] • 0 pt

Only you jew phapping phelps.

[–] • 0 pt

Did you miss the premise of the thread?

[–] • 1 pt

Change girlfriend to boyfriend and it may be believable.

[–] • 1 pt

The fag are amung us but are not of us.

[–] • 2 pts

Complete drop in sexual inhibitions You just can’t get enough black cock And you identify as a heterosexual racist.

[–] • 1 pt

I made the same mistake in my response initially ... he said "lies,' though - not what really happened,

[–] • 2 pts

What are you playing with here? GLP-1 allows you to double your usual alcohol intake without impairing your ability to write poetry?

[–] • 1 pt

You have noticed that as a gay POC you are unfairly denied access to ozempic. The cis white patriarchy is keeping it for themselves while denying a homo niggy such as yourself life saving drugs.

[–] • 1 pt

That it turned you into a flaming tranny. It made you realize your true self - a gay, female, black woman. And wear a burger king hat. And yell nigger over and over.

... oh wait, you said, what "lies"... nevermind. I don't know.

[–] • 0 pt

The alcohol story probably won't fly, you can't really get drunk on it, you have to be 10 shots in to feel it, then it goes from nothing to holy fk. You get all the downsides with none of the pleasantries. Have a few shots , never got drunk but you have the hangover from hell.