In my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers
In my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers
In the sheild wall, with my boodied sword in hand.
In the sheild wall, with my boodied sword in hand.
salmon mousse
salmon mousse
As long as I shit my pants when I go, I'll die happy.
As long as I shit my pants when I go, I'll die happy.
With the current state of the fucking world, I'm seriously considering jumping off a building. That said, I'm such an idiot, I'd probably end up paralyzing myself.
With the current state of the fucking world, I'm seriously considering jumping off a building. That said, I'm such an idiot, I'd probably end up paralyzing myself.
In a pair of knockout knucks fighting off a hoard of Antifa. If I can knock out 40 of them in one go then I will be too happy to care about dying.
If you don't know what knockout knucks are, if you can touch a head, they will sleep. Honestly been thinking about them for saving people being mobbed. If someone is on the ground surrounded by six people you could knock out all six people as quick as they can be touched.
Sorry, I meant .
In a pair of knockout knucks fighting off a hoard of Antifa. If I can knock out 40 of them in one go then I will be too happy to care about dying.
If you don't know what knockout knucks are, if you can touch a head, they will sleep. Honestly been thinking about them for saving people being mobbed. If someone is on the ground surrounded by six people you could knock out all six people as quick as they can be touched.
Sorry, I meant [sap gloves](https://tube.poal.co/watch?v=aVKWcxvmjlI).
in battle, just after accomplishing something that will save my loved ones
in battle, just after accomplishing something that will save my loved ones
I like this one.
It would be really painful, but at least you'd die with the peace of mind of knowing that you did something meaningful, and your sacrifice wasn't in vain.
I like this one.
It would be really painful, but at least you'd die with the peace of mind of knowing that you did something meaningful, and your sacrifice wasn't in vain.
Nice, comfy, and safe in my own bed hopefully with someone I love nearby. .. On another note: When I was in highschool my grandfather died on the shitter taking his morning piss. None of us would use their bathroom after that for months. And they lived in the country, if you didn't go pee outside the nearest gas station was a good ten minute drive. You had to plan those visits well.
Nice, comfy, and safe in my own bed hopefully with someone I love nearby.
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On another note: When I was in highschool my grandfather died on the shitter taking his morning piss. None of us would use their bathroom after that for months. And they lived in the country, if you didn't go pee outside the nearest gas station was a good ten minute drive. You had to plan those visits well.
Nice offer, but no thanks.
Nice offer, but no thanks.
While having a great orgasm. I mean if you had to pick a way to go, I can't think of a better one.
While having a great orgasm. I mean if you had to pick a way to go, I can't think of a better one.
She'd probably get bummed out tho.
She'd probably get bummed out tho.
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