There may be a dozen pyramids, but there's only one with a Bass Pro Shop inside.
Where's that, in Vegas?
Tennessee of all places.
Memphis?
Whatever you end up wearing, have one of those traveler pouches under your clothes, where you can keep your wallet, phone and passport safe from pickpockets.
Also, anywhere near the pyramids, keep your hands in your pockets and don't accept anything anyone tries to hand you. If you take it, they'll demand money, possibly bring over a bribed cop who will make you pay some bullshit.
If you are going with a tour, any little shop where they stop is because the tour guide worked out a deal to get a cut of whatever is spent in those stores. Naturally, the prices are higher than other places, but at least you won't be robbed there (aside from paying more than what things are worth).
If anyone offers to take you up on the pyramids, that is bullshit too. Nobody is allowed to climb those anymore.
Thanks for the tips. It's a tour for old people so absolutely they're be getting fleased by the tour guide.
Oh shit. That is also a major target for pickpockets. Make sure your dad has one of those hidden pouches too. Now matter how hot and sweaty you get, don't take them off. Either that or hold all of your dad's stuff for him.
Do you think just leaving everything in the hotel in the safe would be a better option?
>I need cover but not sure what I should wear. i think a ball cap won't be enough.
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Ask them how the feel to know that those Pyramids were built over 13,000 years ago.
No, I don't really give two flying fucks about doing this. I'm my Father's plus one. He's the one who wants to go there, I could care less. To me they're just the big pile of blocks sitting in the desert surrounded by a bunch of dirty fucking people.
Fair. You should read more into them though, they're fascinating and there is a zero percent chance their "history" which we're taught is true.
I can see that. So much of what they taught us is the best current guess.
Enjoy that shit nigger. It's your father.
Yeah. He needs to travel or something. Since my mom died he's all over the place.
Don't relax.
One that protects you from the massive amount of scammers in that shit hole country. Even the most progressive travel bloggers hate Egypt. Watch yourself there.
You'll be there right at the end of autumn so there will be dust storms possibly. I'd wear one of those hats with the strap that holds it to your chin.
no baseball cap, ever, look to blend in as best you can jeans a no too and no sneakers at any point on the trip. and leave your graphic tees at home too. unless you're under 20 yrs old, you should not dress like a kid that most americans do
I have to wear shoes with cushioning for in town. maybe I can get black or brown walking shoes with thick soles? My feet are fucked. In the desert I have leather chukkas that I'll wear. We're going on a tour with other people so we're not going to be freeballing it.
yeah I get it, you just wan to look the least western and clueless as you can, kinda how you don't need to outrun a bear, just outrun your friends when a bear is chasing you. also think about jewelry and covering tattoos (if you got any before you learned better)
Well there's no way I won't stand out because I'm a almost alabaster white ginger with long hair, Lol. never got a tat. I rather liked my freckled skin.
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