Dino snot. You, my friend, have yourself a dinosaur problem. Load up your shotgun and keep it near.
Looks like something laid a bunch of eggs.
What does it taste like?
I can send ya some, hell it may be the new mushrooms
Take it inside and take another picture of it.
The lighting in this photo is shit.
its 45 miles away
A leftover marshmallow peep was hidden for Easter in the grass. The dog found it, chewed it up and vomited it out.
lol, no where near Dog
You're fucked, man.
Someone else mentioned it but that looks like a slime mold. They tend to look weird as fuck, appear out of nowhere then disappear just as quickly.
so what is slime mold?
Stuff like this -
EDIT: That particular doozy is nicknamed dog vomit slime mold :-)
They are well.. Mold. They are interesting though. This one kind of look similar to the pic and what you described.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuligo_septica
Main page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slime_mold
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