My non-woke mexican tradwife has a ton of European Spanish blood and I think I'm the luckiest man in the world to have such a stunner as a wife.

I always tease her and tell her she's from Yucatan. Mexicans from Yucatan are the huge headed native blood mayan looking Mexicans.

A friend of mine jokes about how the women look like a deflated Michelin Man.

Short because beans stunt your growth. Fat because lard in tortillas and beans. Ugly because they're mixed with big headed Indians. And they spend so much time in the sun, they almost warp it looks like.

Selma Hayek and the news weather girls with Mario Lopez has entered the chat.

(Mostly agree though)

corn tortillas corn chips corn salsa Mexican street corn cornbread

the same reason they smell bad

For the last 400+ years they've been bred to be ignorant peasants. And that program has been an unequivocal success.

That's the ones with Amerindian genetics or w/e. I've met a few who were tall and they said it's cuz they were mostly Spanish.