All I know is that you must beware the woman who decorates her buttocks to deceive you, for she is after yours.
Did you get kicked by a horse or something?
It’s something Hesiod said in 700 BC. It doesn’t translate well but you know what he’s talking about.
Do not let a woman who decorates her buttocks deceive you, by wily coaxing, for she is after your granary.
Kind of along the same lines of 'always masturbate before hanging out with a really hot girl.'
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