I've been to Hong Kong 5 times
And you never called me!
Why would I call you from Hong Kong? Rumor has it you're in a comfortable townhouse in the tiny island nation of Wallis and Fatuna.
We could have had some dim sum in Tsim Sha Tsui.
I rather liked Hong Kong. Stayed at the Royal Plaza Hotel each time. Didn't care so much for China, crazy over there. Had great seafood in Hong Kong. I'd meet up for some fried mantis shrimps.
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