Heard an ad for "full body deodorant" proclaiming it lasts up to 72 hours. First off, how do you even apply deodorant to your whole body? Is this like applying tacky sunscreen? Why would you? It's not like your back is stinky even if you're sweating in the sun. Who the eff is this sold for, Zorba the Greek with a full body pelt?
Second off, under what scenario other than a literal war zone do you need deodorant to last 72 hours? What swamp ass barbarian isn't bathing daily?
Do I even want to know what nightmarish customer base buys this stuff?
Heard an ad for "full body deodorant" proclaiming it lasts up to 72 hours. First off, how do you even apply deodorant to your whole body? Is this like applying tacky sunscreen? Why would you? It's not like your back is stinky even if you're sweating in the sun. Who the eff is this sold for, Zorba the Greek with a full body pelt?
Second off, under what scenario other than a literal war zone do you need deodorant to last 72 hours? What swamp ass barbarian isn't bathing daily?
Do I even want to know what nightmarish customer base buys this stuff?
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