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Heard an ad for "full body deodorant" proclaiming it lasts up to 72 hours. First off, how do you even apply deodorant to your whole body? Is this like applying tacky sunscreen? Why would you? It's not like your back is stinky even if you're sweating in the sun. Who the eff is this sold for, Zorba the Greek with a full body pelt?

Second off, under what scenario other than a literal war zone do you need deodorant to last 72 hours? What swamp ass barbarian isn't bathing daily?

Do I even want to know what nightmarish customer base buys this stuff?

Heard an ad for "full body deodorant" proclaiming it lasts up to 72 hours. First off, how do you even apply deodorant to your whole body? Is this like applying tacky sunscreen? Why would you? It's not like your back is stinky even if you're sweating in the sun. Who the eff is this sold for, Zorba the Greek with a full body pelt? Second off, under what scenario other than a literal war zone do you need deodorant to last 72 hours? What swamp ass barbarian isn't bathing daily? Do I even want to know what nightmarish customer base buys this stuff?

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[–] • 7 pts

If you go into a store where this is sold, and it is locked behind glass, then we know which demographic it is intended for.

[–] • 6 pts

It’s for fat people to keep their creases from getting stinky I think.

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Jeezzzus. That's a mental image I didn't need before breakfast. You owe me bacon and eggs when I've recovered.

[–] • 0 pt

How else would you say it? Asked and answered.

[–] • 1 pt

No worries, I was trying to be funny. I'll do better next time.

[–] • 2 pts

I think that's just fancy-speak for "bath" lmao

[–] • 2 pts

"Full Body" sounds like the manufacturer wants you to use more product. "72 hours" sounds like it is meant to appeal to people with poor judgment.

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It's just a faster, more efficient way to get the poison in us. It'll be fine!

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It's some stank smelling we wuz kangs and sheite dog.

My stepson buys that doggie shit smelling nigger odor cover upper spray.

Just a bump of the nozzle releases enough shit to cover any odor in a 6 block circle. Just lingers for days. Chokes you out and apparently my throat is allergic to the wtf ever it is. He spends allot and I mean allot of money on the shit. Honestly not sure how any woman can like that smell.

Thankfully the bastard moved out last night yeehaw

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It’s for poos, niggers, and little brown people going out on little-brown-people dates.dates

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Its a way do disguise pheromones for faggots.

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The Deodorant is very dangerous. It can kill you, it's not the shots.

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What swamp ass barbarian isn't bathing daily?

Do I even want to know what nightmarish customer base buys this stuff?

Niggers.

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