You can talk smack about us anytime.
in that case, i have a fun fact for you. Did you know bird photographers often edit their photos to remove a bird shit in the case of snapping a photo of a bird landing? Birds do shit during flight, but have a reflex that causes them to poop upon flying over to a perch. Photographers wait for the moment of a bird landing for a perch because thats one of the best times to snap a shot, but unfortunately, that often results in flying poop getting caught in the shot
Well, shit! The things one learns on the internet...
Indeed. A bird doesn't have control over it's output like mammals do - it just happens when it happens.
Unless it's over your freshly washed car and then it happens for the lulz.
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