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[–] • 11 pts

Yes. By not giving a crap about goyslop-subhumans and their opinion.

This post was made by "I eat fried pork fat and sauerkraut in the office just to piss diversity hire mudslimes off" gang.

[–] • 2 pts

Years ago there was a spate of news stories about statues of the Hindu elephant god drinking milk from a teaspoon. For months afterwards, whenever the milk for the coffee mess would run out, I would take the empty container down to the IT dept and start yelling, "Stop praying to that fucking Ganesha, dammit!". ...come to think of it, I might be the reason for a lot of those minority hate laws in the workplace.

[–] • 1 pt

LOL. Keep those fuckers in check. HR has given up on me, and if they fire me they know none of the divershitties can do what I do.

[–] • 6 pts

It'll be alright as long as you don't break eye contact.

[–] • 3 pts

Slice the wurst onto a plate into little wurst discs, cut onion thinly across to make thin onion discs and place on top the wurst. Slice evil tomatoes thinly across to make thin tomato discs and place on top the onion layer, and season the evil tomato topper with salt and pepper.

[–] • 0 pt

Evil tomatoes?

[–] • 3 pts

Yes, they want to kill you so they are evil (nightshade family).

[–] • 1 pt

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[–] • 3 pts

Separate the liverwurst into bitesize pieces. Mold them into capsules and freeze them the night before. Then you can consume them suppositorily without anyone knowing. They don't taste as good, but no one should complain.

[–] • 3 pts

Yes. Squirt mustard on it. Take bite. Repeat.

[–] • 2 pts

I love that shit. Total guilty pleasure my whole life. Fuck yeah.

[–] • 2 pts

Use chopsticks.

[–] • 3 pts

I think my boss, Mr. 约翰逊, would think I was making fun of him.

[–] • 2 pts

Provide a detailed apology in advance for any halitosis issues

edit: perhaps an enabler to work from home opportunities as well

[–] • 1 pt

Eye contact and eat it in one bite.

[–] • 1 pt

I like spreading it on crackers with some butter, or on fried potatoe slices with a bit of cheese.

[–] • 0 pt

I've been progressively cutting all (((plant matter))) out of my diet, so I cant eat crackahs or potatoes

[–] • 1 pt

Are you worried about additives in the produce you buy? or are you going pure Paleo? because growing your own potatoes, is easy. https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/vegetables/potato/growing-potatoes-in-bags.htm

[–] • 1 pt

No, I'm trying to ease my way into strict carnivore. At home I am almost strict carnivore, I just have to few large bags of pumpkin seeds and almonds that I need to finish first.

But at the office, I usually have Greek yogurt for lunch, but I'm trying to change that to some sort of meat or fish.

I want to start bringing in salmon salad I can eat at work, but I have been busty moving and didnt make any last night. Liverwurst is good though, I just dont know how to eat it without looking like a weirdo.

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