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9v batteries that beep when you put them into the smoke detector

[–] • 3 pts

With a built in "low battery" feature so the smoke detector continues to beep and seconds later the battery itself is sync'd to beep. :::beep:::beep:::

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Or hell, a NON-smoke detector that makes the chirp so you never actually find the source. Except it would only drive White people insane, so that's wrong.

OK OK, now this has actual potential: incorporate this chirp functionality into smartphone apps. For bonus points, hide it away in the standard advertisement-showing libraries apps use. Make smartphones hated again.

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Watermelons that scream I HATE NIGGERS when you cut them.

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A set of those metal ring puzzles

Toilet paper with something witty or political on it

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Remember the ? A friend gave me a roll about the end of the first term.

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ugh, bet his image has aids, not whipping that on my ass kekw

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lol fuck that gaynigger

still not a US citizen

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Facial recognition device the chicks can hang off their back pocket, or on their shirt that alerts them if someone is staring at their ass or tits.

This item wouldn't be good of society, but we'd sell a shit load of them.