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My new wife has just told me that she wants a big chest and neck tattoo for her birthday. Look , I don't mind a few tats (she has a few big ones that are non visible when clothed), but to me, a neck tat is getto as fuck and says " I'm bitch who can't do anything but be a crack whore". I make a good living in a very professional environment, where I am the boss. There is no fucking way I am taking a neck and chest tatted woman to a company function where a deep into the 6 figure salary based upon perception is on the line. Advice?

My new wife has just told me that she wants a big chest and neck tattoo for her birthday.

Look , I don't mind a few tats (she has a few big ones that are non visible when clothed), but to me, a neck tat is getto as fuck and says " I'm bitch who can't do anything but be a crack whore". I make a good living in a very professional environment, where I am the boss. There is no fucking way I am taking a neck and chest tatted woman to a company function where a deep into the 6 figure salary based upon perception is on the line.

Advice?

Suck it up, no one thinks neck tattos are ugly but you
Deal with it, even if it means you won't be having sex becuase you aren't turned on anymore
Divorce her now
Hire a spouse for company functions.
Fuck you

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[–] • 2 pts

Preempt her by getting a face tattoo first. She will see how ridiculous you look and no longer want to get a tattoo.

And you can still go to work with the face tattoo, you just have to start wearing makeup to cover it up.

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

I'll also see about getting a job at 7/11 or Starbucks, and see if I can find a trailer park somewhere we can move to. Who the fuck needs a house on a cliff anyway? Hashtag Neck and face tattoo life.