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Looked at someone's account and it says he has over 5,000 Seals Slaughtered.

Looked at someone's account and it says he has over 5,000 Seals Slaughtered.

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It's information that encoded for all new users until they reach a certain level

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It's a cute way to say upvotes.

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What's your Tard Strength?

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It's how many sodas you've had or how many seals you've broken in one day for that matter.

When you and you're buddy are talking and he says "I broke 2 seals today and both 20 oz sodas were incredible."

Then you say "That's nothing I broke 5 seals on 5 20 oz sodas."

Then your buddy who only opened 2 seals that day gets upset and runs off crying like some bitch.

Later that night he breaks into your house and opens all 35 seals on all your 20 oz sodas in the fridge.

Slaughtering all those seals.

Seals Slaughtered - 35.