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I am going into battle and I want the strongest potions.

I am going into battle and I want the strongest potions.

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[–] • 9 pts

Stop trying to get lean on poal go to see jamal

[–] • 4 pts (edited )

Jamal is out but I found a new guy if you're interested. He's also a negro and has evereeting you need. His name is Dequandeious De'Shywan Contrexxx Bartholomew Jabrone the Third Junior. He hangs out near an adult video shop run by kikes.

Since negros are enslaved by the kikes I think he might work in the porn store as well if you don't see him.

...or is it you ?

[–] • 5 pts

The Rohypnol your mom sells will knock anything out.

[–] • 1 pt

"Want a date?"

[–] • 1 pt

She doesn't ask if you want a date, you wind up in a ditch wondering wtf happened.

[–] • 4 pts

You have to find a Kmart that is still operating. Then wait on the blue light special. It'll be in the polar bear icee machine in the food court.

[–] • 3 pts

I heard Matthew Perry has some good stuff... oh woops nevermind, too late.

[–] • 2 pts

I've never been disappointed by the ones I purchased in Faxanadu.

[–] • 1 pt
[–] • 1 pt

Was a killer game. I do remember being annoyed about having to enter a crazy long code to access your saved game. Wish it would have had the battery saving.

Good stuff with the music!

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

My potions are too strong for you, traveler!

[–] • 1 pt

Potion seller. I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions.

[–] • 1 pt

1) Relying on shit like performance-enhancing potions is how you ultimately stay weak and dependent. 2) If you absolutely must have it, then make one yourself. Start with the one that enhances your potion-making ability, then recursively buff yourself until you can make god-tier potions. But beware, you can and will get a heart attack when its effect expires, for they are too strong for you, traveler.

[–] • 1 pt

Potion sellers all sell the same potions

If you want a potion that has a little more kick, you have to get it from the potion maker.

[–] • 0 pt

Magic is of the devil, turn to the light of Christ for true strength™.