Get a hooker, fuck her, then instead of paying her, steal her money and run to the cops. Tell them she tried to rob you and get her arrested. Repeat with all of the other whores that her pimp owns. When the pimp runs out of money, have your (((cousin))) at the bank foreclose on his properties, and then you get to buy it for $1. Become a pimp yourself and have whores in each room of your newly acquired property. Get life insurance on each one of them as they are "key employees" and heavily insure the property as well. Have (((lightning))) strike your property, burning it to the ground and killing all of your key employees. Collect a bunch of money. Move somewhere else and usurp more money.
Get a hooker, fuck her, then instead of paying her, steal her money and run to the cops. Tell them she tried to rob you and get her arrested. Repeat with all of the other whores that her pimp owns. When the pimp runs out of money, have your (((cousin))) at the bank foreclose on his properties, and then you get to buy it for $1. Become a pimp yourself and have whores in each room of your newly acquired property. Get life insurance on each one of them as they are "key employees" and heavily insure the property as well. Have (((lightning))) strike your property, burning it to the ground and killing all of your key employees. Collect a bunch of money. Move somewhere else and usurp more money.
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