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using a condom made of foreskins

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yo dawg we'z heard you like dick skin so we made you a condom made of foreskin - follow me for more car tips and just the tips

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What the Lord

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Get a hooker, fuck her, then instead of paying her, steal her money and run to the cops. Tell them she tried to rob you and get her arrested. Repeat with all of the other whores that her pimp owns. When the pimp runs out of money, have your (((cousin))) at the bank foreclose on his properties, and then you get to buy it for $1. Become a pimp yourself and have whores in each room of your newly acquired property. Get life insurance on each one of them as they are "key employees" and heavily insure the property as well. Have (((lightning))) strike your property, burning it to the ground and killing all of your key employees. Collect a bunch of money. Move somewhere else and usurp more money.

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It involves 8 cigars and jello pudding

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That's called the Billyblow.

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Best I can do is a black and mild minus 'da cancer paper inside'.

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Best thing I've learned from niggers

Speaking of Bill Cosby though, I met a guy who was locked up with him. Professed his innocence, refusing commissary, classes, treatment so as not to give the state a dime... Would just sit in his wheelchair in chow hall, nearly blind with a big bowl of pudding

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He's the bored nigger sitting on his ass... not like the state is gonna stop paying b/c one inmate realized he was acting a faggot.

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Smoking 8 cigars after shoving them into a girls ass while wearing a blue dress.

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Come back, you've gone too far

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Fucking a turkey sandwich made from all the holiday leftovers to completion and then leaving it in the fridge at work without a name on it.

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Dude I'm so gunna do that !

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Don't forget the cranberry sauce.

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Raping and murdering

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Self flagellation, mollach/baal worship, rapes, and animal sacrifice.

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Shove 13 candles into your partners ass while you remember the 6 million

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She lights all the candles of a menorah with an extra long safety match sticking out of her ass.

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A blow job by a fat jewish chick under a desk in the Oval office. Bill Clinton is the only one known to have ever pulled it off.

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8 stains on a blue dress while wearing a ya-mica??

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