You ever have a client who is working on a deadline, but they don't tell you that, and then they get real mad at you when you don't make the deadline, because you never knew it existed in the first place?

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If it's not in the deliverables on paper, then it's too bad for them.

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How do you tactfully call some a retard and let him know that it is 100% his fault, while still maintaining him as a client?

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"While I would like to accommodate your request, this particular deadline wasn't laid out in our agreement."

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I think you misspelled "her"...

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"Your lack of organisation doesn't make it my priority"