The driver was an old white lady that refuses to deliver if a car is blocking the mailbox. No alcohol was involved, I just yelled at her to do her fucking job. I may have grabbed some envelopes but never removed them from her van. I just scared the shit out of her.
> The driver was an old white lady that refuses to deliver if a car is blocking the mailbox.
Postal policy is 15' of space on both sides of the box or the box is considered blocked. If everyone were to park on front of a box, forcing the carrier to exit the vehicle, then it would quickly turn an 8 hour route into a 12 hour one. Also, the post office views exerting the vehicle as a safety issue. When a carrier exits the vehicle for an unauthorized stop they are creating an unnecessary safety issue and can get in trouble if their management catches them.
I think we found the problem.
I am definitely not without fault here.
There's only 2 things you can do bro and I think you know what those are... Seems to me ur only options for ever getting your mail again lies in meat. Whether you get her a charcuterie board as a gift this holiday or lay some pipe... some problems just need meat. Plus if you beat her to the police station and accuse her of rape first you basically win @ sex. Even if they find your semen inside her... you cried rape first so they can't arrest you for the actions of some ejaculate thief.
You can hope she's fully vaxxed and boostered. Problem might take care of itself.
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