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Niggers can speak, which gives them the obvious advantage, but when it comes to math skills and cognitive thinking, any octopus can beat a nigger hands down. That's why niggers are so scared of octopus. We May have to Rewrite the Civil Rights Act of 1965 to include deep dark briny waters to accommodate the filthy niggers, but octopus are my brothers. Octopus are always welcome to join us in a succulent BBQ.

Niggers can speak, which gives them the obvious advantage, but when it comes to math skills and cognitive thinking, any octopus can beat a nigger hands down. That's why niggers are so scared of octopus. We May have to Rewrite the Civil Rights Act of 1965 to include deep dark briny waters to accommodate the filthy niggers, but octopus are my brothers. Octopus are always welcome to join us in a succulent BBQ.

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Ok, so here is the list of Honorary Aryans so far:

  1. Golden Retrievers
  2. Octopuses

Japs are in limbo for now (one of them slightly annoyed me the other day).

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Hate to sound like a fag, but toy poodles, if you are lucky enough to get the right one, can be your soul friend. I still ask God to forgive me for cutting off 2 arms of that octopus that night in the Keys, but I needed the bait. (it worked)

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toy poodles

I have experience with toy poodles, extremely intelligent and very short tempered. I believe poodles were initially used as hunting dogs.

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Standard poodles were a force to reconned with and were bred to hunt game and keep up with a hunting party for nobility I think. Cool dogs, bad rep because people think they are froo froo hoity toity dogs when they really want to be worked as much as any other working breed. I'm not sure if they have the same temper as a toy poodle

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Yes and the foofy hairdos were originally created to cover their joints to keep them warm (hips, ankle, wrist). Beautiful brilliant dogs.

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Do those arms grow back? There had to be some other source of bait. I love and admire my cephalopodic friends. Watch "My Octopus Teacher" for reasons why they are probably smarter than you.

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Octopi*

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Octopuses*

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The moment it hatches out of an egg, an octopus can recognize itself in a mirror.

When faced with a puzzle, the octopus will work through it, looking at what is available, what can be manipulated, and then systematically try different things until it achieves the desired result.

An octopus has enough brains to control 8 limbs and camouflage itself perfectly in its environment. A groid can't even control its impulses.

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A nigger and an octopus show up at a party. Which one would you expect to cause problems?

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I'm more interested in how the octopus is accomplishing this.

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He can satisfy eight inebriated holes all at the same time

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Yes, but how did he get there in the first place?

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God, I wish HP lovecraft were around to answer such a question.

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Rhetorical question. We all know the answer. Come on man!

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Who's more destructive to society? Give me the octopus any day.

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I'll take "not the nigger" for 800, Alex"

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Octopi are intelligent, interesting, and delicious ! Niggers are stupid , smelly ,obnoxious, and chimp out .