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From all things considered, what is poal's opinion on Burial vs. Cremation? Does it matter? Does the bible or koran give advice? What would you say is more economical, but at what price? Does cremation keep you from going to heaven? does being buried halt reincarnation?

From all things considered, what is poal's opinion on Burial vs. Cremation? Does it matter? Does the bible or koran give advice? What would you say is more economical, but at what price? Does cremation keep you from going to heaven? does being buried halt reincarnation?

Burial
Cremation
It does not matter
Fuck You!
Fuck You!

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[–] • 14 pts

I know an Asian family that fled a war and ended up living near me. Their son is a good friend of mine and his whole family treats me like one of their own.

One time I was discussing funeral arrangements with his parents and they were saying how expensive a funeral is. I told them that they could have a cremation done for cheap. They laughed at me and said "no, if you burn the body, then in your next life you'll be black". That is not worth the risk to be cremated.

[–] • 2 pts

I’m glad to find out that nugget of info

[–] • 6 pts

Cremated, then ashes mixed with powder charges to use when shelling the enemy.

[–] • 5 pts

Either way our guts are removed and pumped with chemicals. I debate whether it matters at that point. Is there any way we can be buried whole?

[–] • 2 pts

no, because jews have passed laws banning the practice, for public health reasons.

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[–] • 4 pts

In our area, they allowed bodies to be decomposed in a "green" fashion, then this happened.

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[–] • 3 pts

I was thinking taxidermy.

[–] • 1 pt

is that legal? and if it is not, why?

[–] • 2 pts

There are odd laws in places, I dont think its quite legal to get taxidermied. But, you can get yourself turned into a skeleton like they used to have in the doctors office.

Its on my plate of possibilities...

[–] • 1 pt

you mean my skeleton could help train future prescription writers? hell, sign me up. seriously, i want to be stuffed and put on display at some nice hotel, where only the finest of escorts will touch my face on their way to do questionable acts for money. i'm kidding..

[–] • 3 pts

Cryogenically frozen

[–] • 1 pt

i seriously looked into that a few years ago. but will they ever have the technology to bring a person back?

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[–] • 0 pt

While things only keep getting worse because of leftist, globalist nutjobs and alphabet people, I don't know if I'd want to wake up in the future to 6 gorillion genders.

[–] • 3 pts

FORASMUCH as it hath pleased Almighty God of his great mercy to take unto himself the soul of our dear brother here departed: we therefore commit his body to the ground; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life, through our Lord Jesus Christ.

[–] • 0 pt

but does modern embalming practices keep the body from properly returning to the earth? does that affect the soul in any way?

[–] • 1 pt

The purpose of burial is to preserve the body as a testament to our faith in resurrection. God can resurrect us from dust, but its the thought that counts. I don't think the embalming fluid changes that. In fact, preserving the body longer reinforces it.

[–] • 3 pts

I choose cremation because I don't want my DNA to be accessible after my death.

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Burial so if there is ever a zombie apocalypse I can lead an attack with my undead brothers on DC, jew York and kikeafornia.

[–] • 1 pt

but first we travel to the eastern front to wake up/recruit some help

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Sounds good. See you in the zombie apocalypse, Brother. Then we all wreak havoc.

[–] • 1 pt

i forget what movie it was, but there was actually a movie where zombie "nazis" were a thing. i think it was called dead snow or maybe red snow. something to that effect. i couldnt bring myself to watch it, because i know that it would just piss me off.

[–] • 1 pt

It really doesn't matter what happens to the body once the spirit has left it. Its just a chunk of meat made up from what the earth provided as food. The earthly boby does not resurrect after its put in the ground, nor does it matter if it is burned. Your spirit is instantly reunited with the father who created it. To be absent from the body is to be present with the lord.

[–] • 0 pt

that is pretty much how i feel about it, but i wasnt sure if perhaps there was a scripture or two that says otherwise.

[–] • 2 pts

Luke 23:43 when Jesus was on the cross he spoke to the 2 dudes that were hanging there next to him.. And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

https://www.cremation.com/learn-about-cremation/religion This says stricter Christian denominations think cremation should be avoided, and that the Catholic Church originally opposed it. Greek Orthodox opposes it. Kikes and muzzies don’t even embalm and oppose cremation. Buddhist say it’s fine and i have seen videos of nasty hindu dindus eating human ash so they’re prolly fine with it. I say go with the older views on it and don’t cremate just in case.

[–] • 2 pts

Idk much, tech wise, but you can remove trackers from links before you post them. It looks like everything after the (n) in the word religion can be removed. So, copy, paste and edit the link. Delete all the tracker stuff off the end. Not sure exactly all what's involved/goes on with trackers, ask around here and someone will explain it better than I can

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Thank you. I didn’t realize that’s what that was. I fixed it.

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