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Fuck You!

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Wake it? I leave it on 24/7.

[–] 2 pts

I start by subtly mentioning an awful lot of "coinicences" and work my way up to showing it "The Greatest Story Never Told" and "Europa: The Last Battle"

[–] 0 pt

You must have that newer model Dell Optistein.

[–] 2 pts

jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle

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Goddamn it!

Open up laptop and press the power button

[–] 2 pts

I disable that wake on key/wiggle shit in BIOS. Not compatible with cats.

[–] 1 pt

They don’t consider personal space or anything to be off limits.

[–] 1 pt

Used to be a fan of pressing Ctrl, but lately I've transitioned to a mouse jiggle.

[–] 1 pt

I use a modifier to wake the display.

[–] 1 pt

It's never safe to turn off your computer.

[–] 1 pt

Are you saying to not turn it completely off or even hibernate and sleep are bad?

[–] 1 pt

Do you really think it's safe to turn off your computer?

[–] 1 pt

Man I don’t know. Enlighten me. Out of habit, I rarely turn mine off. Maybe every three months I do to take it apart to blow it out.

[–] 1 pt

I did this with my first real desktop machine, I left it running 24 hours a day (along with the CRT monitor). It lasted a long time but the CRT got really dim after several years, due to the electron gun filament wearing out. I like modern hardware that isn't affected much by heat variation. No more CRTs or CFL monitors.

[–] 1 pt

Yeah, the guns and the cathodes would stop emitting. Just Cathode-Ray things.

[–] 1 pt

With a Rocky alarm clock.

[–] 0 pt

Eye of the tiger? Speaking of tigers and computers, what happened to Tiger Direct?

[–] 1 pt

Its Canadian website closed in November 2019, and in March 2023 the company ceased all retail operations.

[–] 1 pt

Ouch. I was a customer every few years in the early 2000’s. But then you could start getting pre-owned Optiplex towers and upgrade them for dirt cheap off ebay so I’ve been going that route ever since.

[–] 1 pt

Guess I'm the only asshole that turns it off when I'm not using it, thus I use the power button to "wake" it. Fucking electric is expensive.

[–] 1 pt

A kick on one of the desk’s legs.

[–] 1 pt

Might give the Wi-Fi better reception.

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