One time in a town I performed at a lot, I was high on coke, looking for weed to bring me down later. In an alley with cop lights going around the corner, I find 2 niggers sitting on steps. One old, one young. Had a knife ready in my pocket in case. They direct me to a big nigger with a pitbull. He goes to put it inside. Meet in dark garage. Sketchy. Trying to pull out money without knife. Struggling. 'hurry up man's. Whatever. Pull it. Niggers life flashes before his eyes. Put it away quick. Transaction success. 'come back anytime bro'. Go back to truck, laughing my ass off, and roll a joint with a home Depot receipt.