Dafuck? Are we enemies now?
You disrespected my chiseled manlet body!
I’ve chiseled many a shape from stone, naked mole rat is not one of them.
Just you wait. I will send you more chiseled Snapchat whore pics of myself. I've been told I could pass for a not fat head preteen Matt Damon, Gary oldman, or Tom Hardy. I'm thinking more Gary oldman, cause with hair/beard changes I'm like a spy... Y'all niggers won't know what's coming. Next thing you know I'm Paulie from the sopranos eating gabagool by your pool
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