Check eBay to see if any of them are even sellable. Sell the ones that have value worth selling and trash the rest.
I'd say go half-and-half: check eBay for the value of each (some toys can be worth $$$), keep the ones you're most fond of (they can't take away the memories you already have, and you're not giving them any more money) and offload the rest.
Put GPS tags in each.
Go to some leftist rally and give them for free to people with Antifa badges/signs. "You get it for free, all you have to do is let me take a photo of you with the toy for my instagram or whatever!"
Now you know where Antifa members in your area live and have a photo of them.
Make some kind of action figure diorama to take up more space in your garage.
Gotta dangle the ships at about eye level if you're tall or slightly over your head if you are average size.
Hanging on to them can serve as nice memory triggers for a reflection on the innocence you once had.
I'll take them
Ebay
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