I’d still be more scared of the Brazilian banana spider. It’s bite can make your dick stop working.
>The genus Phoneutria includes some of the relatively few species of spiders known to present a threat to humans. Danger to humans does not only comprise toxicity, but also factors such as the spider's capacity to deliver a sufficient dose of venom, a disposition that makes a bite likely, and proximity to human habitation. These spiders' wandering nature is another reason they are considered so dangerous. In densely populated areas, Phoneutria species usually search for cover and dark places to hide during daytime, leading them to hide in houses, clothes, cars, boots, boxes and log piles, where they may bite if accidentally disturbed.
This
The fucken misunderstanding...
That is why, as an intelligent thinking creature, you are supposed to operate in a more cautious manner. Don't stick your finger into dark holes, examine your shoes before putting them on, is caution around log piles, etc.
Live like a complete paranoid in a nutshell
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