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[–] [Sticky] • 14 pts

Laser topographical mapping, down to the millimeter. The plane is following a waterway, so probably measuring levee movement/erosion vs. water level. It has potential nefarious uses, obviously. Also some benign ones.

[–] • 5 pts

It's to appease the fish people. You think it's the lizard people but it's really the fish people because they live in places you can't access. The submarine that went to see the titanic accidentally stumbled on a fish people lair and it was destroyed so what this means for you is don't mess with the fish people because they're really the ones in charge and you'll die.

[–] • 4 pts

Lovecraft has entered the chat

[–] • 1 pt

So Big lip water niggers?

[–] • 4 pts

The green laser is lilely a visual aid for the cartographer. The real data is being gathered using something else like infrared or radar.

[–] • 2 pts

That looked like some kind of scanning laser or something. They are due for a huge fire...

[–] • 1 pt

Yup. Gotta scan the area so they can program the energy weapon route.

[–] • 1 pt

Ground sensing laser mapping.

[–] • 1 pt

If they like to shine green lights at people on the ground, maybe the pilots will enjoy being showered in green lazers from the ground.