The hot dog itself is not a sandwich anymore than bologna is a sandwich. Now if you put it between some bread and maybe slap some codiments on there, then you got yourself a sandwich.

If a hamburger isn't a sammich, a hot dog hardly qualifies. However a jew is certain to subvert, because that's what they do.

A hotdog doesn't even count as food.

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