When it's secret it's either shameful or dangerous, or both
I bet you take shits with the bathroom door open
Nah I don't do that, in fact the mere presence of anybody near the bathroom while I take a shit blocks me entirely and gives me murderous thoughts, because I know they listen... And I don't like that... Like not at all. Also I hate when people ask me questions when I eat, it's infuriating I want to throw my meal in their face when they do that "I'M EATING FUCK!"
And I never told anybody, you're the first person I told, now you're on the list
My friend and I worked at a kiosk in the mall when we were teenagers. We used to follow randoms into the bathroom in hopes they had to shit just so we could stand in there and chat, knowing they’d hold it in. Then we’d laugh and comment when they finally couldn’t hold it any longer, and leave to maintain anonymity.
I need all of you to sign an NDA now
Yo, one of my bosses keeps trying to talk to me in the bathroom while I'm taking a shit. It's fucking weird.
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