Yes, unless your office is Jewish.
No, Chinese
That is when you get a bacon rose bouquet delivered.
Yes, especially if you're nice enough about it to microwave some and leave it in the common areas for others. Microwaved seafood is a sensory inclusive event that everyone will comment on.
Are you deaf? I ordered cannoli, not canned eel!
I'd say yes, but who in the hell eats canned eel? I've never even seen that before.
How did you get the eel into the can?
I assume some gook put it there. I got it at the Vietnamese grocery store as a gamble, not knowing if it would be great or disgusting. It turned out to be absolutely fantastic.
Eel is actually really good, especially sushi.
Yeah, it is roasted and covered in a light layer of gook sauce. Also, unlike most canned seafood, it isn't really wet, like how tuna is packed in water, or sardines in oil. Just eel, light sauce, and air. This actually gives it a really nice texture, similar to as though you actually ordered roasted eel in a restaurant.
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