Canada has the best by far : the beaver. They cut down trees to build dams for their aquatic base. Their biological toolkit to be able to achieve that is impressive; their teeth, hands and feet, tail, pelt, all created or evolved (whatever you prefer) to make them builders. And the yuge amounts of power we generate here in French Kanada is hydro-electric, it comes from massive dams that were built in past decades. Surely the beaver is connected in some way to that, no?

The Bald Eagle is the national bird of the US. The American Bison is the national mammal. Just saying.

I've read somewhere that if your country's national animal is not Pine Marten there is a 90% chance you're a niggers and 100% chance you're a faggot.

The US has the Great Pavement Ape, and while its grasp of the English language is moderately amusing, it's typically too dangerous to observe in the wild.

Wales is the Dragon. It makes sense they picked a fake animal because they aren’t a real country. Same goes for Scotland with the Unicorn.

What is it about 800+ years of continuous foreign occupation and not understanding dragons and unicorns aren’t real?

The English at least chose the Lion, even though they killed the last English ones a long long time ago. At least it used to exist. Maybe they should import more lions and less Africans.