All White crew: great quality, durable and fast but not cheap All spic: acceptable quality but not great, slow but possibly cheap All nigger: DNF, all tools and materials stolen All kike: hires spic and nigger crews to do shitty work slowly and for outrageous prices. sues you when you complain about it and claims antisemitism and racism the whole time.

Don't forget the all-asians crew, say japs and chinks. First, I'd set a deadline of no more than a year. The construction process must be filmed at all times to rule out any tampering, who contributed must be thoroughly documented, and if there is any kind of foul play - immediate disqualification. In terms of grades, it's speed, quality, aesthetics, and utility. I also want to see how well it fits into the environment. It can be anything - a bridge, a monument, a skyscraper, a house, it's free for all. I would expect the Whites to build something useful, but it will take some time. In the end, they'd score pretty high, no doubt. Niggers, on the other hand, would try to scramble all their efforts, but somehow it always ends up in a mudhut. Then they eat it after they get the failing grade - can't let all that food go to waste. Spics would build a favela type shack, but at least it stands and provides some protection from the elements. It will collapse with the first tornado, though. Chinks will build a tall, boring commiebloc, and the walls will be made of something that provides no insulation. If you look closely, you'll see cracks all over the place, hidden behind the paint. They will soon demolish it to hide the fact that they walled up some of the unfortunate workers into the building. Japs would build a train station or something equally autistic. It's shiny, it works, it's great. The kikes, however, will spend their entire budget on media coverage and blow it out of proportion as usual. It'll either be an ugly piece of "art" or a house that looks decent but is incredibly cursed on the inside. After an ongoing investigation, 50 years after it was built, it will be revealed that the crew were all shabbos goyim who weren't jews at all, the judges who gave them the pass were either bought off or their agents in the first place, the papers will be censored and hidden, and all the independent journalists who did the investigation strangely died of suicide with two bullet holes in the back of their heads. It will be swept under the rug, but everyone will remember it as israel's proudest victory and it will be required study in the school curriculum on par with the holocoaster.

I would give each team a 100' segment of framed-in wall with no bends or corners. 6-pack of modelos every 25' for hydration breaks. First team who can hang drywall along the whole thing wins.

The Mexicans would win, naturally. But this format would at least allow the other teams to save face by claiming the test was culturally biased.

You are basically just saying Fast, Good or Cheap. (Or get screwed and have to try to sue the contractor that just embezzled your money).

The Jews just end up owning it so the whole exercise is moot

We both already know how this would go.