Do the image remixer thing as suggested

Like you draw a shit on a paper, a rough, with paper pen and rubber, do it dirty

And once it's more or less that, no need to detail anything, just do the general shape/scenery, like you spend 15 or 20 mins drawing it, max, then you take a pic of it with your phone, with the light of the day to avoid orange color everywhere due to electric fake light, and then you dump it into an image remixer, and you remix until it looks like something funny or nice enough

I'm curious to see what a noob like you would manage to come up with that way, and I'm sure many here would be interested to see the "before and after" thing

Check that out https://pic8.co/sh/Qx1Uj2.png

I used https://www.artbreeder.com/

The original pic is this one that I grabbed over the intarwebs https://pic8.co/sh/0ddRwB.jpeg

Then I took one of the results, this one https://pic8.co/sh/2zUEXo.jpeg and remixed it again with this pic that I also grabbed from the intarwebs https://pic8.co/sh/TrvEUP.jpg and I got that https://pic8.co/sh/p8cgAd.png

https://pic8.co/sh/EvrIW4.jpeg

https://pic8.co/sh/mcArkB.jpeg

https://pic8.co/sh/7KbN33.jpeg

So that's it, that's your set up, even your kid can do it