I agree completely. Soccer (or “kick” at it’s known in other areas of the world) is a kids’ game at best. Years ago I came across stats on IQ by players and soccer players have the lowest average IQ for any professional sport. Absolutely worthless pastime for adults and should not be a “sport”. In fact, what with all the worldwide shenanigans soccer has caused, I’d say it’s a net negative.

What does your therapist have to say about that?